@Juniper3Glasgow Why I’d used my sock drawer I have no idea. There’s never been enough room in there for socks, never mind anything else
— The Shingle Beach (@TheShingleBeach) April 29, 2015
I suffer from cold feet. I have to wear at least two pairs of socks for most of the year; I still am now, as we move into the second half of May.
To keep up with the wearing and washing, I own a lot of pairs. A month’s worth of pretty knickers, spare hair bands, a bullet vibrator or two fit with room to spare in my top bedside drawer. But I have sock overspill; there are almost always several pairs sitting neatly folded on the shelf above the radiator, waiting to be squeezed back in their allotted drawer.
S0 quite why I’d choose it as overflow space for my growing collection of sex toys – especially the slightly grabby silicone dildos – I don’t know. Like certain jumpers seem to attract all the hair I moult to the armpit area, Tantus dildos collect fibres from even the least fluffy of my socks.
But the sock drawer makes a beautifully protective environment for my FSoG Drive Me Crazy.
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